I wish a semi-sane version of this was real, to be quite honest.
Making new friends as an adult is difficult, especially for students who have just turned thirty and are approaching the precipice of death. This class will teach you how to navigate this emotionally demanding field, so that you can finally make new friends who will never find out about that one time you ate mulch for seven dollars.
Then again the “my homework is sentient” problem is way worse than “my dog ate it”.
Late homework will not be accepted, unless it’s “running fifteen minutes late” because it’s “stuck on the L train.”