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Do you have an inclination for BDSM?

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(((Note: This quiz is not totally comprehensive because of the length such a quiz would be. I kept it sex-based because I felt that psychological profiles and motivations were too complicated and vary too greatly among people that practice BDSM.)))You know what you want but it has nothing to do with your own role in the bedroom. You have the ability to be flexible in that area which can be useful for exploring you sexuality with your partner.

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren’t just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940’s, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would’ve climbed to the top.

I’d beat their asses down. (And the rest of them too) 30

Originally from The Register and stolen from here.

… Thousands of emails were sent to Spanish Internet users `thanking’ them for buying £350 worth of equipment from a fictional computer company. Their credit card would be debited the amount in two days, the email continued, but if they wished to query the purchase they need only call a free phone number, provided. When the hordes of panicking Spaniards called what was in fact a high-toll number charging £1 a minute, they were greeted with a recorded message telling them to wait until a representative was available.Of course, no one ever picked up the phone and the clock kept ticking for as long as the caller could stand…

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Gold wrapping paper, a ruler and green foil tape, that’s the implements I used to wrap this present. It’s over-engineered and under-trimmed. I’m so obviously the only straight guy in my office. and one of the four males out of thirty people.

Secret santa my ass.

This isn’t the most interesting of posts, but a good “note to self” for future reference. If not disabled, SSHD will try to do a slow reverse lookup of the IP address of the client causing for an unnecessary delay during authentication. I often run into trouble with this when creating a new install of Linux or FreeBSD.

To disable it, in the file /etc/ssh/sshd_config add the line below:

UseDNS no

Taken from here and copied just in case it disappears.

“Very Complicated Request, Please Kindly Read!!! - m4mw - 35”

If you are groggy or stoned please do not read this, I need your complete and sober attention, for my request is uniquely detailed. I am a man, 35, white, black hair with brown eyes.

Okay, first what I am looking for is a woman primary, but secondary it could be a woman and her man, but the man will have to remain behind the black curtain and only watch through the cut out eyeholes. The black curtain is inside the apartment that I reside in. This apartment is a fashionable studio in the hot part of town, and all my neighbors are graphic artists.

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A linguistics professor was lecturing the class. “In English,” he explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”

“However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: “Yeah….. right….”

But there sure are quite a few 🙂

Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand

Aah, bash, how we adore you for spouting so much truth.