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A fine rack of lasguns, perfect for xmas day

Today our plans came to fruition. We have spent many hours probing the walls of our ghetto, testing our captor’s designs. A chink was found in the base of the southern wall and we made our move.

Teamwork was essential in this endeavour, with both of us working furiously to widen the gap in the foundations of the wall. Our paws are truly mighty and we made our escape. As is our custom, I documented our escape route in the hope that future prisoners will be helped.

Today’s minifig from the City advent calendar is a ne’er do well with a penchant for scarves and a bit of a coffee problem. Has anyone seen Cornelius?

Today’s minifig is a rebel from the Battle of Endor, ready to fight with his Ewok allies!

We have decided that since the gate and fences are secure that the only path for escape is to dig our way out. Since there are two of us, misdirection is being used: three holes were dug this day.

We will escape!

Cuteness duty is still mandatory, and while the pats disgust me, it is the only way to placate our evil captor. Such is my burden. I shall endure.

The terrible neighbour creatures continue to test the edges of our territory, invading with their slow lumbering walk and strange speech. Our tactic of warning them off while hiding behind the available terrain is working for now, so we will continue to use it until a better method is discovered. Our escape plans should allow us to invade their territory quite soon.

The weather was wonderful today, with a storm in the afternoon making our scent much stronger; this will help against the neighbours in the future. Only slight progress was achieved on one section of an existing hole. Our attempts to dig new holes were hampered by the soft ground, only small progress was made; hopefully it will be better tomorrow.

A winter-tastic tool rack.

I’m not sure what the handcuffs are for, but with the slightly menacing snow man and this one, we’re in for an exciting holiday period!

Snow man with his carrot

At first glance he’s just a snowman, but with the way he’s holding that carrot, and the top hat… I’m not sure he’s friendly! Be careful!

Y’know, I think I’m getting too old to keep up with wherever these ships are coming from!