Puppy Diary Day #4 – Saturday

Posted on December 7, 2013 · 2 mins reading time

Dark times ahead for the prisoners of the bog. After yesterday’s escape, security patrols have increased exponentially. Our captor has not left us alone for more than a scant few minutes since dawn. He normally leaves us during the day, but I fear he may never do so again.

As happened after my successful breaching of the northern fence, security mesh has been imported from some horrible place; an attempt to limit our ability to escape his foul ghetto once more. While it hasn’t been installed yet, it can only mean trouble and delays for our cause. It will never stop us though, because our paws are mighty and our hearts are strong!

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Puppy diary day #3 – Success!

Posted on December 6, 2013 · 2 mins reading time

Today our plans came to fruition. We have spent many hours probing the walls of our ghetto, testing our captor’s designs. A chink was found in the base of the southern wall and we made our move.

Teamwork was essential in this endeavour, with both of us working furiously to widen the gap in the foundations of the wall. Our paws are truly mighty and we made our escape. As is our custom, I documented our escape route in the hope that future prisoners will be helped.

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LEGO City Advent Calendar 2013 Day 6

Posted on December 5, 2013 · 1 min reading time

Today’s minifig from the City advent calendar is a ne’er do well with a penchant for scarves and a bit of a coffee problem. Has anyone seen Cornelius?

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Puppy diary day #1

Posted on December 5, 2013 · 1 min reading time

We have decided that since the gate and fences are secure that the only path for escape is to dig our way out. Since there are two of us, misdirection is being used: three holes were dug this day.

We will escape!

Cuteness duty is still mandatory, and while the pats disgust me, it is the only way to placate our evil captor. Such is my burden. I shall endure.

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