We have decided that since the gate and fences are secure that the only path for escape is to dig our way out. Since there are two of us, misdirection is being used: three holes were dug this day.
We will escape!
Cuteness duty is still mandatory, and while the pats disgust me, it is the only way to placate our evil captor. Such is my burden. I shall endure.
Oh how he mocks us while we are stuck in his traps