Workmate: How many ADSL things are broken?
Me: Only seven today!
Workmate: Hooray!
Me: It’s my achievement of the week!
Now if only I gave a f*ck about any of the rest.
Then they’d dance in glorious floods of bandwidth…
… where floods are tiny trickles meted out by us, the data Nazis.
Workmate: You so crazy
Me: I make sense to me!
Yep, I get really bored with daily reports.