We, the Data Nazis

Soup Nazi

Workmate: How many ADSL things are broken?

Me: Only seven today!

Workmate: Hooray!

Me: It’s my achievement of the week!

Now if only I gave a f*ck about any of the rest.

Then they’d dance in glorious floods of bandwidth…

… where floods are tiny trickles meted out by us, the data Nazis.

Workmate: You so crazy

Me: I make sense to me!

Yep, I get really bored with daily reports.

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