I was just reading an article by Jeff Atwood about how “Your App is just a Collection of Tiny Details“, all about how the automated cat feeders he’d bought five years ago had been updated, and how they’d been improved.
As I was closing that article, a popup appeared from GMail advising me of a new email. I dutifully followed its demand to open the email, and was presented with this.
Internet, first you know about my small breasts and penile dysfunction, now you’re offering me candy? I’m just going to have to turn you off now.