As much as I’m not one to post religious things on my blog, I had to post this awesome final exam for your religion… here’s a taste:
- In the Judeo-Christian tradition, we always look to the Bible as a guide. In this example, your teenage son has returned home from the prom intoxicated. The Bible’s instruction is:
- Sit him down for a heart to heart talk
- Enroll him in AA
- Take away his driving privilege for one month
- Smash his head in with rocks
- In this example, your son-in-law, returned from his honeymoon, has just told you he suspects your daughter was not a virgin on their wedding night. Wishing to abide by God’s holy rules as laid out in the Bible, you should:
- Ask him if he was a virgin before you do anything
- Advise him to forgive her
- Talk to your daughter
- Go find those rocks