Ok, I’m not a big fan of birthdays, always a bit over all the attention and crap that goes with them. I really had to post something that was written on the two cans of deoderant I got though.
One’s called 38.2 degrees celsius
Immediately prior to knocking on heaven’s door, the average female will experience a dramatic increase of body heat and would notice a temperature reading of 38.2oC if the services of a thermometer could be utilised at this point. A male wearing Lentheric 38.2 however, would maintain coolness throughout.
And the other 648 muscles
There are approximately 648 muscles in the female body. How many of these are used every time the earth moves depends on a) the physical prowess of the male in attendance or b) outside influences such as Lentheric 648. (May we advise that option b removes undue pressure from aforementioned male.
Let me just say. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?